I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
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In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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