i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
