OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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