If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
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