No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Even my vagina gasped.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
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Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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