Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Randomize
