i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
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