The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
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We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
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It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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