The brown eye won't let me do that either.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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