This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
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Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
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Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
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