CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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