Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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