What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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