like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
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for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
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The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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