i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
