so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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