yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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