I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
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you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
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Come back. Shots need mouths.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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