Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
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At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
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Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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