I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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