Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Do vagina's smell?
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If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
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You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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