How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
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It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
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I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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