Christians are straight up FREAKS
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
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We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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