Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Randomize
