I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
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to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
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Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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