I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
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Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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