I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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