See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
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He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
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When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
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I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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