I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Sex in the backyard? Check.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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