I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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