She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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