yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
