It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
The adults are the big ones right?
ok first of all what the fuck
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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