Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
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We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
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Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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