But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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