Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
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This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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