Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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