so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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