is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
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He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
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Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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