Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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