but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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