i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
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Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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