a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
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Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
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Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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