Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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