ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
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