He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
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