I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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