big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
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Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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