Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
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Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
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On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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