Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
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I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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