I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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