so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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