I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
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me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
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I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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