What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
is that a dick in a sweater?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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