Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
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we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
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Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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